Good jokes

October 8th, 2008

Santa went to a shop & said- Black colour ka bulb do
Shopkeeper asked- Kaha lagana hai?
Santa-’Dophar ko andhera kar ke sona hai

Kid:Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,’achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,to Sharma aunty se le aana

Husbnd & wife dono ghumne gaye Raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha
wife: Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye
Husband: NAMASTE SASURJI

Full stop is not a real end

October 2nd, 2008

Full stop is not a real end,
Because we can form a sentence after that.
Like that in life,Failure is not the real end,
It is the real beginning of success.

Happy moments, praise God.

October 2nd, 2008

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

A negative thinker see a difficulty

October 2nd, 2008

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,
A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,
wish u an optimistic life..

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you — and me!

October 2nd, 2008

Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes

There’s some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you’re not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

Do not keep this message.

The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, t heir conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want..

FOUR. When you say, ‘I love you,’ mean it.

FIVE. When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly..

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, ‘Why do you want to know?’

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say ‘bless you’ when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. W hen you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. ;Spend some time alone.

Now, here’s the FUN part!

Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve. 1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.

5-9 people: Your life will i mprove to your liking.

9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks

15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. Do not keep this message.

Action without vision is only passing tim

October 2nd, 2008

Action without vision is only passing time,
vision without action is merely day dreaming,
but vision with action can change the world!

KARE NA KARE

October 2nd, 2008

Vo Apna Vaada Vafaa Kya Pata Kare Na Kare
Vo Be-vafaa Naheen Lekin Vafaa Kare Na Kare

Hamaare Sar Pe Khule Aasman Ka Saya Hai
Hamaare Vaaste Koi Duvaa Kare Na Kare

Kare Bashar Jo Mahabbat To Phir Use Haq Hai
Tamaam Umr Kuchh Is Ke Sivaa Kaare Na Kare

Hamein Hi Dhoondna Hoga Ilaaj Charagaro
Asar Kuchh Ham Pe Tumhaari Davaa Kare Na Kare

Na Chhod Haath Se Patvaar Varna Ai Nadaan
Sfeena Paar Tira Nakhudaa Kare Na Kare

Ye Baat Baaise-hairat Naheen Hai Theek Hai Ye
Khudaa Khudaa Jo Koi Bakhudaa Kare Na Kare

Bharosa Rakh Na Rishi Too Faqat Muqaddar Par
Vo Tere Haq Mein Koi Faislaa Kaare Na Kare

Friendship Day SMS

October 2nd, 2008
Friendship Day SMS
Check out this exhaustive collection of Friendship Day SMS! The collection includes
inspirational and funny SMS messages which you may share with your best friends. Forward
these friendly text messages to your friends to greet them a Happy Friendship Day and
express your love for them.
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Illumination
A single candle can illuminate an entire room.
A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks
for the bright lights of ur friendship.
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Sweet SMS
A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it
is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is u.
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Coin
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin
depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when
I smsed u, but it’s okay because I got u.
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Open My Heart
If you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see?
It’s U. True friends are hard to find so I kept u.
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A Friend
What is a friend? She looks out 4 u, inspires u, laughs
with u, cries with u, understands u, guides u and walks
with u. That’s what a friend is… u.
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How Long
How long shall v b friends? Do u want a clue? As long
as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry &
till the day I die. We will b friends.
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Cares
I might run out of cute graphics to send u, but I’ll never
run out of this: care 4 u.
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Friends
A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when
u r lonely, a guide when u r searching, a smile when
u r sad, a song when u r glad.
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I’ll B There 4 U
When ur down, I’ll be there to cheer u up. When ur
tired, I’ll be there to lift u up. I’ll be ur friend no matter what!
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Mango

Friends are like mango… you’ll never know which is
sweet and which is not. Well I’m lucky coz I was able
to find the sweetest mango in U!
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Always in My Heart
Time & distance are important between friends.
When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure u, u are always in my heart!
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I Won’t
50 years from now, I’d be so old I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget
I once cared for u. I might.. but I won’t.
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I Cherish You
Do u ever recall the first day we met? R first hello?
The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will
always remember. For that very day, I knew I’d
cherish u.
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Nice To Remember
Some friends are remembered because of their smile.
Some friends are remembered because of their style.
But u are remembered because u r so nice to
remember. Take care.
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As Long as I Live
I won’t promise to be ur friend forever, coz I won’t
live that long. But let me be ur friend as long as I live.
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A Perfect Friend
I admit I’ll never be the perfect friend. I’ll never be
there always. I may not make u smile at times but
there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person
I could be for u.
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Thanks
Thank you for touching my life in ways u may never
know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but
in having friends like u - a precious gift from God!
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Never Lose True Friends
I always thought loving someone is the greatest
feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even
better. We lose people we love, but v never lose
true friends.
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I’ll Cry With You
If one day u feel like crying, call me. I can’t promise
to make u laugh, but I’m willing to cry with u.
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One Friend
1 tree can start a forest, one smile can start a
friendship. 1 touch can show u care, one friend
can make life worth living 4.
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Diamonds
True friends are like Diamonds… they are real
& rare. False friends r like leaves… they r
scattered everywhere.
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If
If u need advice, text me… If u need a friend,
call me… If u need me, come to me… If u need
money… THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Like a Computer
A good friend is like a computer; me ‘enter’ ur
life, ’save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems,
’shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from
my memory!
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My Best Friends
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.
I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my
best friends.
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Trust
We gain & lose things every day. But trust me
on 1 thing: U WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will
always b there as a friend!
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True Friend
A true friend is someone who reaches for ur
hand & touches ur heart.

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Ring is Rund
A ring is round & has no end…. & that’s how
long I’ll be ur friend.
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Friendship Between Us
A friend is never a coincidence in ur life, they r
meant to enter ur life to bring u joy & laughter.
So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
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Stars
Friends r like stars. u can’t always see them, But u
know they are always there 4 you…
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Older & Better
Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it
grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u
get OLDER.
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ME
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny,
well… Enough about ME! How about u?
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1st step
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps
between us, u can take the 1st step to get near
me and i will take all 99 step to be there for u.
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Rules
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free ur heart from hatred;
Free ur mind from worries; Live simply; Expect
less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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Dear Friends
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends r always
close 2 the heart.
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Best Friend
A best friend is somebody who knows every last
thing about u, yet still manages to like u anyway.

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Tolerate
A true friend is one who overlooks ur failures
and tolerates ur successes.
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Sun
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
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Books
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
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Encircle
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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Friendship and a Rose
There is a big difference between friendship and
a rose… Roses last only a while … but friendship
is for ever
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God’s Angels
Wherever u go, whatever u do, may God’s angels
watch over u.
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Silver & Gold
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver
the other gold.
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I Miss My Friend
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a
relationship of 4 years….Oh how I miss my friend.
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Lack of Friendship
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship
makes marriages unhappy.
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Feel Best
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better
when somebody Loves u. But feel best when
somebody never 4gets us.
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Chocolate
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a
Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a
Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND”
u r the “BEST”
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I’m Your Friend
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just
call my number, because I’m ur friend!
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The Best is U

There r many stars but the moon is u, there
are many friends but the best is u,, To forget
me that’s up to u, To forget u I will never ever do.
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Wish U Were Here
On a silent night when friend r few, i close my
eyes and think of u, a silent nite, a silent tear,
a silent wish, dat u were here!

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Friendship Has No End
Stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles
have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but
i hope r friendship has no end.
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Sometimes
Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
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Sorry Sms To Friends

June 3rd, 2008

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SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Don’t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Via.

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June 3rd, 2008

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Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi,

Jab chand sitare chamak rahe hon,
Jab yadon k phool mehek rahe hon,
Jab deed ko nain taras rahe hon,
jab ankhon se ansu baras rahe hon,

Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi

Jab tanhai se dil ghabrae ga,
Jub tumhein akela pan sataye ga,
Jab koi khuab he na aye ga,
Jab phool kitab mein he reh jayenge,

Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi.

Via.